Lettuce, lettuce

isn’t good.

Salad is awful

I hope that’s understood.

Give me bacon,

give me jam,

or even a holiday pickled ham.

As long as it’s not

green,

leafy ,

nasty,

you know what I mean.

I will never be happy.

I will never be free.

Whenever I am eating that

green green machine.

Okay so, lettuce isn’t that good.

Don’t even say chopped salad is where it’s at, because it isn’t.

Thanks for listening to this rant.

Cheers,

Rex Felixx.

P.S. Sorry we can’t be friends, Mr. Lettuce.

P.P.S I do enjoy lettuce on the following: hamburgers, tacos, taco pizza, wraps, subs, souvlaki, gyros, open gyros, nachos, among probably other things.