I love corn and corn loves me,

nothing I want more in life

than eating corn under the old oak tree.

However there are some people who don’t eat corn. I mean, I’m not judging, but rather I am disappointed in myself for not explaining the importance of corn. Well, today is your lucky day to realize corn’s potential.

1. Corn tastes good.

2. Corn grows on a farm.

3. Corn is corny.

4. Buttered corn on the cob is great.

5. Popcorn is corn.

6. Okay that’s all the time I have today.

   Remember kids, eat corn all day everyday, and never let your parents lead you astray.

Cheers to Corn,

Rex Felixx

P.S. Margarine is the worst thing in life. I’d bet it’s worse than boiled hotdog water on a warm New Jersey summer day.

P.P.S. If you have a different opinion, let me know…. I’m all ears.